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#61 mei

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Posted 22 July 2017 - 05:52 AM

Groans internally

 

When I opened the thread a YouTube video failed to load and just left a black rectangle and I thought it was a dark joke uuuuuuuuuuuuggggh


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#62 IncubusPrince

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Posted 02 August 2017 - 11:32 PM

Why is it so easy to kill a Samurai?
Because there's always a chink in their armor
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Posted 03 August 2017 - 08:31 PM

Whats the difference between a 3 year old and a deep freezer? The freezer doesn't cry when I shove my meat into it


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Posted 06 August 2017 - 03:40 AM

My family was gathered in the kitchen, mom, dad, 7 year old sister and me.

 

Mom tells me "Any girl who has sex with you on the first date is a hussy."

 

I slap my hands over my sister's ears and say "Way to speak about your own daughter! You'll give her a complex!"



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Posted 22 August 2017 - 11:49 PM

Girlfriend: I'm breaking up with you, I had no idea you were a pedophile.

Boyfriend: Woah, woah. Pedophile is an awfully big word for an 8 year old.
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Posted 25 August 2017 - 06:43 AM

A doctor, a priest, and a pedophile are all on a plane that is going down.  There are only 2 parachutes.  They are deciding which one of them should be sacraficed.  The doctor says, "I have medical knowledge which can benefit my fellow man."  The priest says, "I can do religion things.  And you know how people are about their religion things."


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Posted 27 August 2017 - 09:22 AM

Not a joke but if you want to hear the most hilarious dark song ever:
https://youtu.be/CcUKDIfwAQ4

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Posted 30 August 2017 - 07:17 AM

"What can turn a 5mm hole into a 35mm hole?"


"What do Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?"


"Why was the guitar tutor arrested?"


"Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes."

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Posted 03 September 2017 - 01:01 AM

https://www.youtube....h?v=Pyn4TtU08jQ



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Posted 10 September 2017 - 06:04 PM

I stole this from Tosh.O.

 

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Posted 12 September 2017 - 01:27 AM

Damn, Jared from Subway wasn't kidding when he said eat fresh.



#72 IncubusPrince

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Posted 12 September 2017 - 04:27 AM

I stole this from Tosh.O.
 
It's September 10th baby.  You know what tomorrow is.  (Party in this thread.)


I don't know, pal. I usually like dark humor, but making fun of 9/11 is just plane wrong.
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Posted 12 September 2017 - 11:30 AM

 

I stole this from Tosh.O.
 
It's September 10th baby.  You know what tomorrow is.  (Party in this thread.)


I don't know, pal. I usually like dark humor, but making fun of 9/11 is just plane wrong.

 

 

Christopher Reeve and Timmy (South Park) could not stand your insensitive pun.  Jimmy (South Park) could though since he's a stand up comic.


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#74 IncubusPrince

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Posted 12 September 2017 - 08:43 PM

But, serious, no 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11 when the first plane crashed.

Luckily he managed to take thousands of infidels with him.
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Posted 17 September 2017 - 11:02 PM

Dark humor is the aborted fetus of comedy.

 

It never gets old.


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