Found some good ones online
During a meeting of Nazi Party officials Hitler tells them "Our goal will be to kill 6 million Jews and one clown."
One of the Nazi officials pipes up and asks "Wait, Adolf, why do you want to kill a clown?"
To this Hitler responds "Why does everyone ask about the clown first?"
What's the worst part about being both black and Jewish? Having to go to the back of the oven.
How do you get a Jewish girl to give you her number? Roll up her sleeve.
A doctor tells his patient "I have bad news and worse news."
The patient eyes the doctor nervously. "Wh-what is it?"
"The bad news is I saw your test results and you probably only have twenty four hours to live." The doctor says, giving the patient a stern look.
"Oh my God, if that's the bad news what could be the worse news?" The exasperated patient asks.
"Well..." begins the doctor, looking embarrassed. "I'm sorry to say this but I forgot to call you yesterday..."
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend? Well, you gotta drop the bomb twice before she'll get the hint.
A boy comes home from civics class. His assignment is to ask his parents how they feel about various political issues.
"Hey mom, how do you feel about abortion?"
"Ask your sister." His mom replies.
The boy looks puzzled. "But I don't have a-"
I'm unsure of how I feel about abortion. On one hand, I'm all in favor of murdering children, on the other hand, I don't like the idea of women having rights.
What did the man with leprosy say to the whore?
"Keep the tip."
Where did the Islamic terrorist go after the explosion? Everywhere.
What's the difference between the September 11th attacks and a cow? You won't be able to milk the cow for a decade and a half.
Who are the world's fastest readers? 9/11 victims because they went through over 80 stories in a few seconds.
What's the most positive thing in Africa right now? The AIDS tests.
So I was raping a girl the other day and she screamed "NO! THINK OF MY CHILDREN!" Kinky bitch.
My girlfriend asked me to treat her like a princess so I went out, got drunk, took her for a drive and crashed the car.
Follow up to the above joke: Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the day she died? I mean, to be fair she was all over the rest of the dashboard too >_<
Follow up to the follow up: What's the difference between Princess Diana and jokes about Princess Diana? The jokes about Princess Diana get old.